as of today

If the guys were at my target I would have bought every album in stock

fratboyluke:

"mom? have you seen my mom?"

fratboyluke:

"mom? have you seen my mom?"

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

radsturbate:

[angrily breathes out of nose] don’t be mean to harry styles

fuckinq5sos:

I smile so fucking big every time I hear the intro to heartbreak girl bc it reminds me of the good ol’ days and I miss it dearly

speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

End Up Here by 5SOS

heyau:

NEW JAM
I like how they yell at me

Love

Love

the first three words you see are what you want in life

bukakkemonogatari:

image

Booty see beauty
I’m losing my mind right now, it fucking rhymes

ohyeahlashton:

daddy michael and his 18-year-old daughter having a screaming match across the living room because he’s just found out from you that she’s started dating a bad boy and she screams at him that he was like that when he was younger too and michael yells back THAT’S MY POINT, I…

CAITY THE NOTES HOLY JESUS